Despacito-ism

A process through which the most beautiful and divine music in the omniverse may be created. Developed in the 21st century by Shaggy, Daddy Yankee, and Luis Fonsi. Despacito-ism requires an obscene quantity of sacrifices to Shaggy the creator of the omniverse. All hail Shaggy.

PERSON 1, A FOOL: "Despacito-ism isn't worth it! There is too much loss of human life and not enough reward!"
PERSON 2, AN ENLIGHTENED INTELECTUAL AND DILIGENT THEOLOGIST: "Shut the Shaggy up and get on the altar! All hail Shaggy!!!"