don't fucking kill me. the stronger version of the acronym dkm. only used in very funny situations
guy #1: jill poo'd herself in the hottub and tryone's jail release party.
guy #2: dfkm
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An acronym for โdonโt fucking kill meโ. Most of the time, it is used as a reaction to a funny situation, or as a reaction to something funny someone says. (comparable to โthats too funny, im deadโ or โim dying, thats so funnyโ)
yute 1:
take in i heard Bayan made this just because heโs tired of all those white bitches who read the text, hop on urban dictionary, then hit you up like โwhy would i kill you? :(โ
yute 2:
dfkm, he right though the hoes be trippin lmfaoooo
when she say shit like that, you know your boys were right when they said off her lollll
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Short for "don't fucking know man"
Originated on Twitter in the mid 2010s.
When something questionable happens that you are mixed about, slightly leaning negative.
@SkySports: Arsenal have signed Shkodran Mustafi for ยฃ35,000,000.
@randomArsenalfan: dfkm
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