dfkm

don't fucking kill me. the stronger version of the acronym dkm. only used in very funny situations

guy #1: jill poo'd herself in the hottub and tryone's jail release party.

guy #2: dfkm

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dfkm

An acronym for “don’t fucking kill me”. Most of the time, it is used as a reaction to a funny situation, or as a reaction to something funny someone says. (comparable to “thats too funny, im dead” or “im dying, thats so funny”)

yute 1:

take in i heard Bayan made this just because he’s tired of all those white bitches who read the text, hop on urban dictionary, then hit you up like “why would i kill you? :(“

yute 2:

dfkm, he right though the hoes be trippin lmfaoooo

when she say shit like that, you know your boys were right when they said off her lollll

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dfkm

Short for "don't fucking know man"

Originated on Twitter in the mid 2010s.

When something questionable happens that you are mixed about, slightly leaning negative.

@SkySports: Arsenal have signed Shkodran Mustafi for £35,000,000.

@randomArsenalfan: dfkm

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Dfkm

Don’t. Fucking. Kill. Me.

“This dress cost $250. DFKM.”

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