Dick check

1)A dick check is when you check someone’s dick for glitter, to see if they’ve had sex recently

2)a made up expression by one of ayydubs’ fans

I was dating this dude for like 3 days and I made my best friend and I agree on a polygamist relationship so they could have sex so I could break up with him. I did a dick check just to make sure they did it.

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Dick Check

1. A male Knowingly or Unknowingly thrusting his crotch into a oncoming ( usually Unaware person )

-- Similar to a "Hump" or "Crotch thrust."

Note*

Instead of a hip check or shoulder check....... dick check!

2. pwning a person with something unusual picture or text message.

1. "If that dude doesn't slow down he might DICK CHECK that person who's bent over!"

2. Jerry: Dick CHECK!!

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dick check

What a prostitute does to a male client before any services are rendered.

I went to a legal brothel in Nevada. Before I could negotiate with her, I had to have a dick check done.

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dick check

When you check your balls for an odor by rubbing your nutts/penis then smelling your fingers. usually done before a date, before oral sex, or during the day when you wore the same draws and just flipped em inside out.

She gave me that seductive look while walking by my office...so i did a quick dick check it checked out so i went on to make my move.

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dick check (d.c.)

Instead of just stopping by and finding your friend lounging naked in his house, you call, email or text a 'dick check' which warns your friend to put his damn pants on before you get there!

Before going to Condor's house, we emailed a dick check (d.c.), so as not to get a dick shot. (see dick shot!)

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dick check her snatch

Originated from the south, a term used when you would like to have sex with a female.
A seemingly easy feat , when a male is interested in sticking their dick in a particular vagina, then you have accomplished this.
A clever way of saying I would fuck her.

Sarah is fine as hell, I would love to dick check her snatch!

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Blank check dick

It is when you put your dick on the table and let the girl know no matter how many kids you want you got them

You see that girl over there with the fat ass she can get some blank check dick on God

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