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Basically, this is what happens when you get a guy’s pants off to blow him and his boner springs out and smacks you in the face.
Girl 1: I finally blew Matt for the first time.
Girl 2: Oooooh, girl! How was it?
Girl 1: Well, it was kinda awkward at first. There I was, on my knees, already nervous for obvious reasons...
Girl 2: *laughing sheepishly* Oh no...what happened?
Girl 1: His cock was bigger than I expected, so when I pulled his pants down, next thing you know, BAM! Dick smacked, right in the nose.
Girl 2: Goddamn it!
Girl 1: Yeah...I still did it of course, and he liked it, but not before he laughed at me for DAYS.
When a dude pulls his dick out of his partners mouth and smacks it across their face.
"After my girlfriend was done giving me a blowjob, I pulled my dick out, smacked here across the face with it, and she was dick smacked".
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Slang term for slacking off.
If we're going to pass this class we're gonna have to
stop dick smacking around!
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A mean and inconsiderate person that has no respect for you.
(After Jim hits Kevin)
FUCK jim! Your the biggest dick smack I've ever met in my life.
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(1)(verb) To smack someone with your dick (correct style dictates a sharp thump on the forehead, lips, or if burning with jizz- the eye)- done to illustrate dominance and the dicksmackee's position of submission or subjugation.
(2)(noun) That which is left after masterbation... limp dick and a palm full of goo.
(3)(noun) One who has the same general worthlessness or usefulness as a lifeless penis combined with a dying mass of spent jizz.
"Hey dick smack, get off the couch and get your shit out of the washer."
"I loved that girl, she always appreciated a good old fashioned dick smacking. I can't say she really truly loved it, but she damn well respected it."
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refer to cock smack To smack someone, preferably a female, with your dick against their face.
This chick was acting up, and frontin on some brains, so i dick smacked her.
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Person who submits an entry to UD that:
a)is an inside joke
b)is about how big their penis is
c)states how much they hate someone they go to school with
d)states how gay someone is
e)states how much of a slut/whore/bitch/skank ect. someone is
f)states how "hot!!" the guys in Good Charlotte are
There I was minding my own business, doing some editing and BAM!! I was bombarded with shit entries from numerous dick smacks!
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Man, there I was on UD.com last night when I read several definitions submitted by dick smacks that SOMEHOW got posted!
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