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when one thinks and acts with their dick or vag.
"I hooked up with this chick last night."
"Are you interested?"
"No, it was just dick talk."
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A phrase made famous by The Brilliant Idiots (Charlamagne da God and Andrew Schultz) via their weekly podcast of the same name. The phrase is exclaimed any time the subject of conversation changes to focus on one's penis or penises in general.
guy 1: I don't know how guys wear skinny jeans, they're so uncomfortable.
guy 2: well that's because we have bigger dicks than they do
guy 1: dick talk!
*conversation continues regarding penises*
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Dick Talk is a nonstandard form of American English used by some people. For example, instead of saying "Let's get out of this place!", one would say "Let's get out of this dick!" or instead of saying "What kind of car do you drive?" one would say "What kind of dick do you drive?"
Did you just here that dude call that other dude a pizza dick? That's the first time I've ever heard someone else speak Dick Talk.
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When a guy isn't that into a girl but she is really into him and the guy decides to disregard any rational thoughts such as how bitchy the girl is. Instead the guy just decides that she is hot and let's go. Disregarding rational thought and only thinking of sexual desires.
Josh: Gosh Tony, I thought you weren't that into her.
Tony: Yeah but she's hot. It's like my mind and my dick are playing a game of chess and my dick is winning. It's nothing but dick talk.
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Verb;
it’s when a male is hot for a particular female, he will agree with everything she says,make promises, tell her what he thinks she wants to hear so that she will be persuaded to have sex with him.
“Meghan called Walter out on his dick talk for Courtney. He’s really just a broke punk.”
“Gonna need you to step up that dick talk if you want it to work.”, Courtney said.”
When a homosexual has a dick in his mouth and speaks random words
"Paul had mikes dick in his mouth and he was dick talking all day" "Nasty man"
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A man who will talk shit about everyone and bring them down to compensate for his tiny dick.
Douche bag: hey bro you’re so uglyyy and a fag
Guy: Hey bro just because you drive an F150 that your daddy bought you doesn’t make your dick any bigger than 2 inches,and you say I’m ugly but tell me why you haven’t had a girlfriend while I dated a model... oh wait you’ve been friend zoned by all the nasty hoes you!?
Douche bag: Shut up pretty boy! My dick is big enough!
Guy: Small Dick talk all you want big boi.
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