Dimmer

A person whom you would engage in sexual relations with, but only in a place with very low lighting.

Ladies, he was nice on our date, but we definitely have a dimmer on our hands if I agree to go home with him.

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Dimmer

A very fat man who touches himself in private places while listening to the Jonas Brothers.

My boss calls himself Dimmer

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dimmer

to touch yourself in strange places while listening to the jonas brothers

"i gave my all for you, now my hearts in two"
im rubbing my pussy while listening to sos :D
im dimmer - ing.

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Dimmer

One who instantly feels the need to 'turn the light' down and speak negatively when someone's name is positively and brightly mentioned

"Oh Wow I LOVE the way Sam paints his pictures"

DIMMER: "Yeah he's not bad but you know he got done for stealing paintbrushes 10 years ago????"

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dimmer

Rawk. None more so.

"Gee Judith, they sure are Dimmer. I think I will touch myself and listen to Greatful Dead."

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Dimmer Switch

Her nipples are really hard. Poking thru her shirt. "The headlights are on"

That girl needs a dimmer switch.
nipples headlights boobs

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Being a Dimmer

Offering either your mouth or your ass as a pleasureable fuck hole to another male in exchange for being able to watch that male take a shit when they have diarhea.

Rob's dad raised him to be a Dimmer.

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