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v. to change a coworker's desktop background to a photograph of congressman John Dingell because they left their computer unlocked. The goofier the photo and the longer it takes the victim to notice, the better the Dingell.
Jen: Look, Larry left his laptop open.
Bob: Quick! Dingell his ass before he comes back!
Larry (later on): God dammit! Who fucking Dingelled me!?
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Those really annoying pieces of shit that get caught in your ass hairs and get stuck; they then proceedt to avoid the wiping and get all hard and turn into little turd balls, that must me torn out at a later time.... very painful...
Dude that fuckin dingell berry wont fall off-its gonna drive me nuts...
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anal pubes with digel berries in 'em
dude, wipe your ass, ore your gonna have dingel pubes
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Fresh ripe dingell berries plucked from ass hair ; Hand pressed and left to ferment for 1 years.
Best served warm, with mange custard
I hand picked 2 bushels of dingell berries last year at my local retiremnt village .I took them home and pressed them with my fingers until I had 2 gallons of fresh dingell berry juice.I then bottled the juice and placed in my celler tell just last week. Last week my girl freind had a mange infection so we baked it off and made some custard.I opened a bottle of the dingell berry wine for the celebration of the baked mange custard. The two togather were spendid .Highly recommended for skilled connaisseur's of the finest delicacies
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To constantly make random shit for the sake of it and constantly act like CUNt but not be aware of it.
“What the fuck is wrong with that hoe”
“Oh she’s a Dingell Hopper”
“Fuc”