Dip-ression

The sudden and overwhelming conviction that there is no caramel core to life and you will probably spend the rest of your days in the state of quiet confusion.
Then again, you've got loads of unopened pots of hot sauces in the fridge from all those takeaway pizzas, so things are looking up!

You: I can't understand why my life is so horrible!
Also you: MORE SAUCE

This is dip-ression