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There are seven dog years for every calendar year. e.g. 25 years = 175 dog years.
You should celebrate your dog's birthday 7 times per year.
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The term dog years refers to a popular conception that household pets—specifically dogs and cats—age seven years for each human year.
For example, a dog of age 9 would be said to be "63 in dog years".
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A pedo best excuse even though we all there is no way you can multiply seven to get 18
Pedo:she was 18 in dog years so its was legal
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She was.
Perv: she was 18 in dog years!
Police:
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Similar to the dog years to human years scale, there is a scale that coverts the time someone has owned a balloon dog to human years.
The scale is add a zero for every month owned, and that's the age of your balloon dog.
Example scale:
1 month = 10 human years
2 months = 20 human years
3 months = 30 human years
Etc.
There is no difference in the scale between small, medium or large dogs.
Person 1: Aw, your balloon dog is so cute. What's his name and how old is he?
Person 2: Thanks. His name is Mello and he's 1 month old today.
Person 1: Wow. So he would be 10 if we use the balloon dog years scale . Happy birthday mello!