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Damn,Rocco, dat lady det be yo boss, she a Don Knotts bitch,huh?
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The man who was confused by the Ostrich. Also, a Disney guy.
“Why are there so many ostriches? The brochure said there would only be a few ostriches.” ~ Don Knotts on ostriches.
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To tie barbed wire around a fat girls throat while you stuff baby clown eggs into her rectum
Did you hear that cheeba gave that fat broad a don knotts
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A term used to describe a technique used while performing Fellatio on a Male. This involves placing one of your cupped palms under your upper teeth and the other cupped palm under your bottom teeth while both hands are inside your mouth. This allows you to hold your mouth open wide so that you can slide your hands and tongue up and down on the male organ while simultaneously sucking like a fish and pushing up on your lips. This act causes you to resemble the fish version and really the real version of Don Knotts from that Incredible Mr. Limpet movie.
When Katie wants to impress her boyfriend she puts on some 60s music and introduces him to The Don Knotts.
Don Fucking Knotts is a term used when a person is fervent towards a material object.
Each word is enthused and usually shouted while the person thrusts the object towards the listeners face while each word is said.
"Dude, check out who's in this movie! DON FUCKING KNOTTS!!"
"Guess who I met yesterday. DON FUCKING KNOTTS!!"
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