A trumpet played in the manner most stereotypically characteristic of a trumpet: loud, obnoxious, and surprisingly high-pitched, with an abundance of mistakes. The resemblance to Donald Trump's remarks is quite striking.
The firsts are truly excellent examples of Donald trumpets; indeed, they even have tiny hands.
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When your trumpet grows a toupee and starts blasting out loud and obnoxious voices saying,"China,make America great again,I love the Mexicans!"
"Wow when did your trumpet grow a toupee?"
"It grew it when it voted for Tump!"
-Donald trumpet
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When you trumpet your hatred and knowledge of evil brought upon the world by Donald Trump.
It's very healthy these days to have a Donald Trumpet.
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Where the 45th president is made fun of by being compared to a duck from a cartoon from 1919 playing a modern band instrument
Damn, Donald Duck Trumpet is really banning some Mexicans. They probably shit on the wall to defy it and gives the message "Fuck you trump nobody ain't letting to dumbass wall get in our way"
Donald trump loves to suck bOoBs, willys, kids, giraffes, snakes, any living creature. He is so weird and doesnβt accept GLBTQ+