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The best place to order any food by you, at any time. Employees/your bitches come to your door and bring you food. Usually the customers have the name Nicole or Jill.
Jilf- "I dont have any time to drive to get Cheesecake Factory"
Nicole- "Just doordash it!"
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A food ordering app that's likely exacerbating the obesity epidemic.
DoorDash is making me lazy and fat!
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The ultimate source for giving in to cravings and the reason why I've been eating like literal crap lately.
That moment when you've been ordering way too much Doordash so you make a pact to yourself to not order for the rest of the month... and then you realize it's the shortest month of the year anyway so before you know it it's going to be back to the Doordashing-till-you-Drop.
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An app that fat, lazy, entitled people use to order food so that a disgusting bum can go into a restaurant, get your food, put it in his van full of trash and an aroma of cat urine, and munch on some of your fries while driving around in circles pretending to find your home because their boss can probably track them. All for a restaurant that probably does delivery on their own. That’s what you get for stealing money from a business.
Doordash took 2 hours to bring me my Taco Bell. When it got here it was cold, and on top of that I found a toenail in my taco! YUCK!
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A company that gets your address wrong even when you specify it.
Doordash sent my order to the wrong place yet again
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To jump from one hole (door)to another. Without tidying up.
Trevor, bruh I was hitting it so hard from behind and was about to bust so I hopped up and I doordashed right into her mouth--- She's not having these kids.
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Best thing since oxygen 👏. Always available ⏳. Dashers are modern-day heroes 🦸 ♀️🦸. Delivers coffee/dinner/groceries & more straight to your 🚪. Literally, #WeDoorDash EVERYTHING to keep your LIFE IN ORDER 💪
"You can DoorDash without delivery fees? Subbing to DashPass rn... BRB."
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