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When a man inserts a crack pipe into a woman's vagina, and then twists it around as if opening a door.
Man: Yo you tryna get litty?
Woman: Can't tonight bruh, my pipe still stank after last night's Groton Doorhandle.
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The act sticking your hand up your partner's anus, pulling out poop, wiping it all over your dick and cockslapping your partner.
Dude, I totally gave that bitch a Polish Doorhandle.
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When your parents are in the car and they forget to unlock the door to let you in because they think the unlock button unlocks the whole car and you start to rapidly pull on the handle to remind them to unlock the door and then they get mad at you for no reason.
*Parents get in car and start to drive off*
*pull* *pull* *pull* *pull* *pull* AKA Doorhandle Reminder
“WHY ARE YOU PULLING ON THE HANDLE SO MUCH!?”
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person 1: hey whats your user?
person 2: doorhandle#2232
person 1: damn swag lemme add you rq
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When you heat up a door handle and insert it rectally until it hits the partners small intestine and burns a hole through it. While the partner is fingering themself until there is blood.
“My friends get really freaky and love to do the Macedonian Doorhandle Torch.”
When you must grab a guys dick to get into a room. It could etheir get you sent to jail or into the club you've aways wanted to be in.
"The club has strict security, I had to resort to doorhandleing the bouncer's dick"
The act of smearing clotted cream over a door handle for lubrication and then eating a scone
I asked my husband to spice up our love life, I was not expecting a Cornish Doorhandle.