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A doorsteper is some one that mucks up on their own patch.
I.e Craping on your own doorstep.
Justin is a doorsteper as he pimps his sister from their home!
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Coined by Zaboo of The Guild.
Meaning "owned"
Codex: Don't do that.
Zaboo: Ooohhh. Doorstepped.
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A Black Country slang word for bacon and egg sandwich. The only difference is it is built like this,
Bread
Egg
Bacon
Bread
Bread
“Hey ma, I wanna doorstep”
“No you lazy shite, do it yerself”
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To Darken the Doorstep is when you go to someone's home and you cast a shadow over their doorstep. It usually used to describe the action of someone you know and haven't seen for a while unexpectedly turns up at your home or it's something you tell an unwanted visitor not to do ever again.
Sue: "OMG, you never guess who had the nerve to darken the doorstep this morning."
Pat: "Who?"
Sue: "Jo!"
Pat: "Jo, Jo who?"
Sue: " you know the one that coursed all that trouble at my party."
Pat: " Oooh! That Jo, haven't seen her around here for ages, did you invite her in?"
Sue: " No I did not! Told her to clear off and to never darken my doorstep again."
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A guy with a little dick.
Named after the extremely unsafe 2 to 4 inch door sill at the doorway of every Mexican museum in Mexico City. Watch as beefy American tourists trip and fall flat on their fat fucking faces as the museum staff smirk and don't help them up.
Gossipy Bitch 1 (Sipping Pre-Noon Sangria On A Beach Patio): What's with Helen these days? She seems to have an extra bounce in her step at hot snake yoga every morning.
Gossipy Bitch 2 (Also An Alcoholic): Well, you didn't hear it from me, but she's been fucking that young hot pool cleaner, Brody. It's no wonder, she's been complaining for years that her husband Bob is hung like a Mexican Doorstep...
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I filthy, over used, unwashed vagina, resembling the doorstep of a snail.
Rupert realized the prostitute had not used feminine wipes before his visit after seeing her snail's doorstep
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When a person deliberately brings issues, drama, or emotional baggage to you or your household. Most of the time they want you to interject or help them and that would fall under the category of not your problem.
Don't bring your bullshit to my doorstep!