Dothing

Pronounced doth-ing, it describes the act of attempting to convince others of a thought or feeling you have that actually, correctly or incorrectly, makes them think the exact opposite is true because you are incessently carrying on and on like an idiot. Taken from the the quotation "The lady doth protest too much, me thinks" from William Shakespeare's play Hamlet.

Her: Do you like my dress?
Me: Do I like it? No, I LOVE it! I love the color! I love the form! That's the best looking dress I've ever seen! Damn, that dress is awesome!

Her: You're dothing again, I can tell. So you hate it?

proclaim expression deceive

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Doth

Does, from Shakespearian English.

The ocean doth not hold enough water represent n'ere all of thys affection.

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doth

To perform an act of any sort. An old english term. Only tools or fookers say this word.

Peter: I doth mod
Gray: You doth not get laid saying doth.

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DOTH

Stands for Dorm Off The Hook. This is, however, not a dorm but the apartment or house you live in with your friends during college. For it to be a true DOTH there should always be an abundant supply of alcohol present, just in case.

Dude, should we have a party at DOTH this weekend?

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Doth

the ability to turn invisible

The apparition turned Doth after all the commotion we put forth.

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Dothings

a pair of pre-pubescent girl's boobs.

EX 1- Mark: Who are you texting?
Steve: My cousin.
Mark: Does your cousin have big boobs?
Steve: Sicko she's 11. She just has dothings.

EX 2- Pedophiles Anonymous Sponsor: What makes you sexually aroused by young girls?
Pedo: Their dothings.

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Doth

like a butterflys wings that have been touch, the same feeling goes for human beings... think about it.

His whole world is doth.

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