EAB

An acronym "Eat a Bagel" from the Lonely Island comedy album, Incredibad. It comes from the song called "Like a Boss".

"Eat a Bagel! (Like a Boss)"

EAB!

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EAB

“Eat A Beef” a lot of bums say it, its really outplayed.

Yo Michael you stole my girl? Respectfully EAB!

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EABS

acronym - estate agent bullshit

estate agent: "So as you can see, this place has SO much potential."

me: "No sir, you are full of eabs"

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EAB

(N.) Eat Ass Bae
Similar to an EAP (Eat Ass Prey) except one step ahead of the game. All EABs start as EAPs.
In order for an EAP to become an EAB the EAP must react positively to your pursuit and agree to hookup with you.

An EAB may even begin to pursue you first afterward.
Side Note: Keep pushing for the ass eating. Even a blind squirrel gets a nut sometimes.

Lizzy: Is Jarron your new EAB?
Meagan: yeah he is. Best ass eating I ever got!