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calling someone to give them a reality slap
ugh i cant stand hansel
i know right riding in on that scooter like hes so cool
and the way he does his hair i mean ex-squeeze me but has he ever heard of styling gel?
im sure hansels heard of styling gel hes a male model
ugh earth to brent i was making a joke...
as heard in zoolander
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A planet-shaped insane asylum, containing mostly insects.
"We're back on Earth. Time to take some Prozac!"
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The action of walking on grass in bare feet; soaking up the earths energy through your soles.
She wanted to be one with nature, so she went earthing.
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A large planet in danger of being destroyed by the Vogans to make way for a new hyperspace by-pass. For other extraterrestrial beings, Earth appears to be in the way and they often land here by accident. Also called E-are-th like in the movie Lilo and Stitch.
Gallaxhar (Monsters vs. Aliens): "Earthlings: I come in peace! I mean you no harm! However, most of you won't survive the next 24 hours. You should in no way take any of this personally; it's just business. So, just a recap: I come in peace, I mean you no harm, and you all will die."
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A moderately nice place until humans came along and fucked it with McDonalds and fecal matter
The Earth is good, but it spawned evil
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