Eastonitis is a disease in where a low profiled teenage boy will randomly start doing flips. You never know when he'll strike, but it'll catch you by surprise. Every weekend he hangs out with his other low profiled friend and they'll typically do flips all weekend while learning and progressing. The friend is usually lower profiled with his flips. This disease is somewhat contagious if you let it be. The only way to stop it is to take them down, buuuuuut.... they usually know some martial arts so good luck.
Man that guy has got a serious case of Eastonitis.
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A sweet, charming, adorable, smart, funny, incredibly gifted child. Also the name of a famous sports brand. Derieved from the words east and on. East- the right direction. On-do i really need to tell you? Yes this name is most commonly for white boys.
Girl 1: Oh look he's perfect!
Girl 2: Definitely an EASTON!
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Easton is a sweet guy who can be shy or awkward at first but once he warms up to you he becomes your best friend. He loves playing video games and making people laugh. He will always be there for you and he makes a very good boyfriend. He loves old music but is always down for listening to rap music or singing along even though he doesn't know the words. He loves watching or playing sports and is very caring for his family and has his priorities straight.
Oh Easton? He's a great guy!
I had the best time with Easton last night!
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The hottest,thicccccccest,sexyβst person you will ever see. He is also extremely gifted and althetic. He has rock hard abs and is great at dancing. Heβs comedic and has stupid freinds especially 1 @ty_mouse. all in all Easton will be the most perfect person youβll ever meet
That guy is thicccc,hot,sexy,and has rock hard abs
Itβs an Easton
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A rich wanna-be farm town in fairfield county. Quite possibly the whitest place on earth. Characterized by cows, lots of trees, roads that are only wide enough for one car to pass at a time, two stores, mansions, expensive cars, and farms.
Kids usually engage in excessive drinking (beruit is a common game) and drugs because there is nothing else better to do (entering freshmen from this town can usually drink college seniors under the table).
Also, the weekend day trip destination for rich parents, usually wearing pastel polos, with little kids from more populated areas of Connecticut, New York, New Jersey, and Massachusetts who go to "farms" in this town to pick fruit, chop christmas trees, and go on hay rides because they think this is the outdoors.
To be eligible to live in Easton, you need at least three of the following:
1. Drive a Jeep, volkswagon, BMW, Mercedes, lexus, or land rover.
2. Own a house costing at least 1 mil.
3. Listen to dave matthews or some jam band.
4. Be able to drive over 60mph on 10 foot wide roads.
5. Have mexicans do landscaping.
6. Drink excessivly or do some form of drugs.
"Hey where do you live?"
"Easton"
"Did you hear about that cocain bust in middle school?"
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A city in Pennsylvania known for it's soaring High School dropout rates, young female teens getting knocked up, and of course its superior laziness
Ex. Wow you're such a bum, Do you live in Easton?
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Easton is a very hung man. When he plays baseball, his peen becomes very hung. It hangs out of his shorts sometimes. Easton is the literal definition of hung peen.
Dude, I have an Easton.
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