Eat The Corn

Something you can write on the bathroom wall at your local bar in the crapper for a qwik laugh.
"EAT THE CORN"

Eat the corn. Drunk people laugh at this.

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eat the corn

hmmmmmmmmm..... I thought this would be self explanatory. I think everyone has heard this expression: That chick is so hot that I would eat the corn out of her shit. Well, thats where this comes from. Its just a shorter version.

1) Baby, you sure are lookin fine tonight... in fact you look so fine I'd "eat the corn".

2) Hey Schmed, looky over there.. she looks like Pam Anderson....man, I'd definitely "eat the corn".

3) Dude, your Mom is so hot...tell her I wanna "eat the corn".

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eating my corn on the cob

A phrase used when somebody is provoking you or insulting you.

Are you eating my corn on the cob?

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eating corn

Eating a chick out. It gets its name because the imaginary action eating corn and the imaginary motion lickin pussy look alike. When eating corn (and the cob is horizontal)your two hand are at the end. When eating pussy, your two hands are holding her thighs.

While I was eating corn I squeeze her thighs and pulled.

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eating corn

oral sex from a man onto a woman

When I ate her corn she discharged.

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Eat the corn outa my stool!

Its self explanatory.

Boss: "You are going to have to stay late and work on the project your co-worker didn't finish."

Employee: "Eat the corn outa my stool!"

I'd eat the corn out of her shit

A term used when describing the hotness of a female or to describe an extreme need for food.

1.Brian said he though that chick was so hot I'd eat the corn out of her shit.
2.Waumans said that he was so hungry that he'd eat the corn out of her shit.

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