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Guys who like to bang rocks and trees instead of chicks.
Roy: Why the fuck are you putting your junk in a tree?
Justin Bieber: Because I'm ecosexual. Fuck yeah!
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Ecosexuality is an sexy splinter of the environmental movement, Former Porn star Annie Sprinkle and her Lesbian Academic lover Beth Stephens are trying to change the out dated concept of "Mother Earth", to "Lover Earth." Because humans don't treat their mother's very well. This revoluation has a handful of different fronts.
1. Someone in a dating or relationship situation that is seeking environmentally and socially conscious partner(s). i.e. Someone who buys organic and drives a hybrid.
2. Using environmentally conscious sex toys such as: natural rubbers, organic lube, bamboo sheets and non toxic sex toys!
3. "Being in love with the Earth and giving and receiving pleasure with the nature. Exploring the eroticism, romance, sensuality/sexuality of nature." --Annie Sprinkle & Beth Stephens
1. Ecosexuality takes tree hugging to a whole new level.
2. Listen to the mating call of the crickets, it's evidence that all the sounds in nature are just animals trying to get laid.
4. After dancing naked in the woods we went to the creek and pleasured ourselves in the river rapids.
5. Ecosexuality is not a new movement, if you have alwaysed loved nature, you are ecosexual.
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Ecosexual is when one is specifically attracted to any outdoor living organism,including things like plants, bugs, and soil
Being ecosexual can mean being sexually attracted to living outdoor organisms, or it can mean being physically connected to living outdoor organisms
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People who cum in naturally created things instead of female holes
Guy 1: clarence is an ecosexual
Guy 2: whats that
Fucking Clarence: me i put my pp in rocks because they are harder than me when i see a girl hahaha
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A term describing a person, in a dating sense, who is social and environmentally conscious. Similar to metrosexual, but for someone who wears and buys organic items and drives a hybrid car.
I would love to date an ecosexual person so we can go to the farmers market together.
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