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Edyta

She is most likely; funny; caring; smart;easy to get along with;determined;athletic;can be friendly yet bitchy;creative.

wow i'd love to be an Edyta, she sounds great!

by AHC2009 November 13, 2013

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Edyta

Edyta is a very sweet and loving girl, who has a very big heart. She will scream the 10 minute version of All to well by Taylor swift with you. She relates to the lyrics I had too much to drink tonight. Drunk Edyta was her name. Getting iced was her game.

Overall you can be very happy to have an Edyta in your life.

Whats that noise. Oh thats Edyta singing all to well!
You just got iced Edyta. Again!?

by someone.else.I.guess December 11, 2021


Edyta

a sack of shit. person who is afraid of shit.

"I'm Edyta and I have shitaphobia

by toShort May 22, 2009

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Edyta Sliwinska

Pronunciation: ed-it-uh sluh-vin-skuh

A professional Polish ballroom dancer who has competed on every season (to date) of the American version of "Dancing with the Stars," the only professional dancer on the show to do so. She has partnered with boxer Evander Holyfield, actor George Hamilton, and Pro Bowl NFL lineman Jason Taylor. Taylor's second place finish behind Kristi Yamaguchi is Sliwinska's best finish to date on the show.

Sliwinska is also known for her incredible beauty and body, which has been featured in magazines like Maxim and FitnessRX. One Facebook group dedicated to Edyta is full of women who claim they would never wear clothes if they had a body like Sliwinska's.

Edyta is married to Alec Mazo, another professional ballroom dancer, who occasionally competes on "Dancing with the Stars," guiding soap star Kelly Monaco to victory in the show's first season.

"Dude, you watch 'Dancing with the Stars?'"

"Yeah, but only for Edyta Sliwinska. There she is now."

"Whoa! She is definite jerk off material."

"Yes, she is, my friend. Yes, she is. In fact, as soon as you leave, I'm going to rewind the DVR back to this part, and masturbate like crazy."

"Can you put this on a DVD for me?"

"Done."

"Good, 'cause she's given me a massive boner, and I need to go relieve myself, if you know what I mean. See ya, dude."

"See ya, bro. (to himself) All right, now time for my own self-relief. (drops pants and jerks it for all he's worth)"

by edytanut January 19, 2009

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Edyta

In Poland she is the Greatest english language teacher in the Best high school in Lublin. She Has a great Man Jarek and she lives a happy life. She gave All od her life to students and familly. She is called Queen of English speakers cos she Has so beutyfilul acent.

1: John please come by to me. Edyta od here and I want You to listen how she speaks our language.
2: sure I come by, I am very couries.

by GRUBCIOHH March 13, 2023