When your roommate sends you an eggplant emoji that means your roommate is having sex in your room.
Person 1: Dude my roommate eggplanted me.
Person 2: Man, that sucks. Wanna chill in my room while they engage in sexual activities?
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It's a freaking fruit, you idiots. Get your head outta the gutter!
The eggplants were delicious but I was shocked to find out they were fruits.
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#1 The emoji π(used to symbolize a penis)
#2 The food
#1 a poll was made: π or π
#2 The recipe for eggplant parmesan is: Put cheese in bowl put eggplant cook fun fact: Suck chew lick the eggplant
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When someone is mad and writes something on Discord and you want to annoy them, you add a eggplant to there message
You guys stop eggplanting me gosh ! But we like it when you get eggplanted !
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Slang. One who plants eggplants. Also, eggplant planter. Often used as a shorthand to save writing the PLANT in planter. It is frowned upon to use eggplanter in a sentence; people may think you are dumb.
The eggplanter put bacon in the InSinkErator then went to plant his crop of eggplants.
Alan wants to become an eggplanter, but he must go to college for agriculture first.
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Eggplant occurs when a guy wears really skin tight clothing or underwear and you can see the outline of his penis.
Ryan's eggplant is huge in that picture.
I saw his eggplant yesterday through his tight trousers.
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