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Means extremely hot or sexy. Someone you would definally fuck.
That chick was so ejactive, I had a boner as soon as I looked at her.
Ejact. (noun) The precum that proceeds an ejaculation and usually contains malformed or elderly sperm. Used to inform someone they are a 'imbecile' or a 'retard'
This insult was first coined in Jan 2010 by Laura Woolley.
'You ejact! that's my fucking bike!'
'Dave, you are such a fucking EJACT'
'Wow...that boy is an ejact...'
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The fist time you ejaculate after a vasectomy. It's long awaited along with fear that it might be the most pain you have ever felt in your life.
It felt like I was playing Russian roulette with the first "fatal ejaction" after a vasectomy.
The seat that you masturbate in.
Your bro: Dude. Don't sit there. That is my ejaction seat.
You: That's fucking disgusting, man.
An imaginary object used to distract the man during sex in order to delay ejaculation for however long he wants. Demands concentration and practice.
Henry: So did you get laid last night?
Arnold: Yeah... I came too fast.
Henry: Did you employ an ejaction distraction?
Arnold: No...
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