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An alcoholic concoction of beer, vodka, and lemmonade concentrate. In a large cooler combine a 30 pack of beer (Miller HighLife works well as it has no taste), a one liter bottle of vodka (don't go too cheep, I recomend Smirnoff or Iceburg), and 5 cans of lemmonade concentrate (under no circumstances should u use any other brand other than minute maid brand or your batch will taste like absolute shit). dump all this shit into a large cooler, stir it up, dump in a couple bags of ice and enjoy.
Electric Lemonde is one of those drinks you can give to someone who is dead set against alcohol and they will never know they have an alcoholic drink in their hand and it will absolutly fuck u up.
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In 08/11/2023 a man by the name of caz, ordered 5 electric lemonades which contain sprite, lemonade, and alot of sugar. He drank one and liked it. And then he drank another and another one. Until he felt ill. And then he started screaming “IS THERE A CURE FOR DIABETES?!” In the local rec center. His cousin was there. He then was approached by 2 other people who called him names. Then they left and then caz became normal again.
The next day, he ordered another 5 electric lemonades. And then he was still fine. It was like he was asking for diabetes but he was still fine. Then he laid off the electric lemonades for a while after school started because caz’s dear friend named “bananaboy” has left the country for good.
caz: woah this is some good stuff! I love drinking electric lemonades!
Bananaboy: ok but don’t get diabetes
caz’s cousin: lay off the electric lemonades!
When a woman uses her small Jewish hands to do a soft twirl on the helmet of the penis while catching her breath during oral sex.
I was 32 years old when I got my first electric lemonade from a girl named Sommer.
When a woman uses her small Jewish hands to do a soft twirl on the helmet of the penis while catching her breath during oral sex.
I was 32 years old when I got my first electric lemonade from a girl named Sommer.