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amazing, Brilliant, fantastic, super, lovely, beautiful, kind, incredible, mind-blowing, staggering, incredible, ELPHICK!
Pete: "look at that Elphick"
George: "i cant my eyes are not worthy of there greatness"
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Donald Elphick lives at 3 Cox Avenue Forest Hill NSW. He is a pedo who got his 12 year old daughter pregnant and he also SAed his granddaughter. He likes it up the hum and he has a small tiny itty bitty 2mm chode
Donny Elphick can be defined as a low ugly fat pig with a tiny chode.
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A James Elphick is a man. His got a huge heart, is giving, kind, caring & supportive. He thinks outside of the box and isn’t afraid to act unconventionally which often ends up successful.
His strength is admirable, his resilience remarkable, His a fighter in every way; nothing can stop a James Elphick! Not even a car going 80km/h!
James is the typical bloke who enjoys his boys, having fun and chicks. Always has too much time for everyone else while he neglects his own issues.
With James Elphick you will always feel safe and will always be safe while his around. His easy to spend time with and have a laugh with and fall in love with. Makes your life enjoyable and gives it meaning.
His incredibly skilled in many areas of life like with bikes, tools, dietary, physical fitness, keeping his lady satisfied 😘
Although perfect he may seem he struggles paying attention. He can be influenced. He has trust issues from childhood that makes maintaining a meaningful relationship difficult. He doesn’t usually hold a grudge too long at detriment to himself.
Also, you most definitely don’t want to get into a fight with a James Elphick as most everyone will end up worse off then when they start. You know it when you’ve been punched by James!
If you ever had a James Elphick then your an idiot for ever letting him go! Because now I’ve got him I’m never letting him go and unfortunately that should mean you all miss out on the best man out there!
James Elphick is the love of my life.
Kate: I love you baby, happy early birthday present my man.
James: My Birthday isn’t for another 2 weeks! But thanks babe.
Kate: You know id do anything for you babe xx
A mentally ill Victoria's Secret Karen.
A crying white woman physically attacking a black woman as she attempted to flee in a Victoria's secret, must be an Elphick