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A brand of computers that seem to have fast processors, big hard drives, lots of RAM, the newest operating systems, and yet somehow manage to cost really cheap. The secret lies in the fact that the entire computer is made out of cheap, low-quality components, and the entire computer often dies within a year after buying it.
The term "Emachines" can also mean any low-quality and cheap system that seems to have the latest components, even if it is not actually made by the Emachines company.
True, some Emachines owners have had their computers for over 6 years and they have never failed them. These people are just lucky.
Person A: Hey, look, Ive got a new Emachines computer! It has a Core 2 Duo, 3 gigs of RAM, a 320-gig hard drive, an Nvidia GeForce 8600, and Windows Vista Ultimate! And I only paid like $500 for it!
Person B: Emachines are total crap. Yours will break within a week, I guarantee it.
Person A: Yeah, like I'm gonna believe that! This computer will beat your crappy one that you built yourself for $3000! Now I can play all the latest games on max settings!
One week later:
Person A: That fucking Emachines is like so fucking junk, I tried to overclock the fucking CPU and the fucking BIOS didnt fucking let me adjust the fucking frequency and voltage, so I had to fucking play Crysis on fucking medium. Then I turned it on this morning and the fucking motherboard just fucking fried and then fucking smoke came out of the fucking back of it and the fucking screen looked like some fucking modern art and all my data was fucking gone...
Person B: See, I told you!
Person A: I'm so fucking mad, I will never buy a fucking Emachines again! And I'm gonna have a fucking good time smashing that fucking piece of junk to bits, that's about the best thing I can do with this computer!
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1.A computer manufacturer who usually makes cheap computers.
2.A computer manufacturer hated by gamers (mainly because fo their week processors, video cards etc.)
3. A shitty computer.
1. Me and my whife just baught an Emachines computer.
2. Haha your pc is almost as shitty as an emachines!
3. That shit looks like an emachines.
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computers that have specs that look good to an unprofessional. prices are low because manufacturers put in slow hard drives, cheap motherboards, crappy fans and cases with poor airflow which will eventually kill your processor.
my emachines was lookin good for the first year, now i have to completely replace the heatsink and fan on the processor, replace the hard drive and power supply.
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A shitty computer that is owned by a retard that wears cheap ass clothes.
My emachine is great. I have a Pentium 4 and 256 MB of RAM.
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A computer company that gets made fun off because people talk crap about it. Well ive had 2 emachines that have been nothing but good. I have a 1998 emachines thats lasted with no problems. And now i have the one I'm on now that i use for gaming. Whoever said that its shit for gaming is stupid all i had to do is buy a bigger video card and its like any other gaming computer.
Dell guy: Dude your getting a DELL!!
me: No I'm not i'm getting a emachines and it has better specs and you pay $500 less.
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the best comptr manufacturar eva!!!!!!!!!!!!
ive had mine for 2 yers nd it never crashed.
So any 1 hoo ses there crap can get screwed!
Ted:Hi,Bill, i got a new eMachines PC
Bill:they're shit
Ted:That's it ill fuck you up
Bill:Bring it,ho!
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The cheapest ratshit computer ever built. Bought out by Gateway now, so there is no support either.
White trash computer purchased by those who are to tarded to know that you get what you pay for.
I took a dump on that eMachine and doubled its value.
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