Exedation

Maximum progression towards alignment; meditating, exercising and working a passion daily; consistent effort towards ascension

Exedation is something I started doing 3 years ago and l have learned that everyone should be doing this in order to attain fulfillment and true happiness.

Exede

An evil satellite internet company that should be removed from the face of the earth.
They lock you into a 2 year contract with a download limit, no internet when it rains, and shitty speeds because they have overloaded the satellite.

Bob:"Hey dude me and a bunch of my buddies are gonna play call of duty tonight. You wanna join in?"
Joe: "Sorry man, I cant I have Exede for internet."
Bob: "You poor unlucky bastard!"