Expediance

the fiasco associated with a trip booked via a particular online travel agency

Guy1: "Hey, how did you enjoy the vacations you booked online?"

Guy2: "Oh, holy crap... it was a complete Expediance!!! The retards at the travel agency made a good job: the flight was delayed for hours, before finally being cancelled - since the airline didn't exist. The 'exclusive hotel' included in the package burned down, before it was even built. Luckily, the vouchers for the rental car were stolen by the employee of the car hire company - along with the car. And the idiots from E$#@&%*.com didn't reimburse a penny!"

Guy2: "Guess what! That's the 'genuine advantage' of a Microsoft company..."

Expediate

To make go faster

I must expediate my finding a bathroom so I don't poo myself.

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expedious

Tis a mystery. Use a search engine and it is everywhere, however I don't find it in any dictionary. Somewhere between expedient and expeditious expect soon to find expedious!

When a complaint is received, the Town will then investigate the allegation in a fair and expedious manner.

The law requires SSA to expedite the provisional payments, but the law did not require the DDS to be as expedious.

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expediously

You tell me! Use a search engine and it is everywhere, however I don't find it in any dictionary. Somewhere between expedient and expeditious expect soon to find expedious!

The political, protective and legal authorities need to deal with these concerns more expediously.

..we can offer the foreign entrepreneur, executive or investor support for the opening of a U.S. company or branch office, and assistance in applying for visas to enable such person to oversee his business or be otherwise employed in the U.S. as expediously as possible.

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Expedient

to speed up, to push along, to make faster

May the wind of a thousand sea cucumbers expedient your arrival

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expediate

v. 1) To use Expedia.com 2) To celebrate the check you get if someone books your hotel for less, usually by having a fun night.

Husband: "Look dear, we got our check from Expedia! I guess someone booked our hotel for less!"

Wife: "Wow Jim, that's great, we'll go expediate after dinner tonight!"

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expediously

People say it’s not a word but watch your back because I swear it is. Now all the snowflake liberals will disagree but it is a word!!

“Let’s go expediously“ says Simon.