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During standard military formation, when the battalion marches past the Colors, the Battalion Commander and other dignitaries, the platoon leader orders his platoon "Eyes Right!"
This command is to order the platoon to look towards the the Colors and Battalion Commander as they march past.
Along with the Battalion Commander, several dignitaries may also be present with him. These dignitaries may include heads of state, congressmen and even the President.
Since many people are disappointed with Obama, including the Armed Forces, this "inside joke" has a strong foundation. The "inside joke" is to command "Eyes Left!" so that the platoon looks away from Obama instead of towards him.
This offense is punishable in a military court, so the order will never be heard nor followed. But in secrecy, in the military bases, in the bars outside of the bases, and at the homes of fellow men, "Eyes Left" means that you are upset with the way Obama is running the country.
Military Man 1: So what do you think about Obama?
Military Man 2: Eyes Left!
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When Seibert calls eyes left while walking out to formation only to discover that it is in fact Lucas, and is permanently endowed to endless ridicule; for use when a completely "bag it bitch" walks by and your dumbass friend checks the skanky dyke out.
"mmmmmfph! Eyes left!"
"dude, thats that dyke"
"oh god"
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the greatest female rapper of all time
Left Eye is and always will be the best. And will always be missed.
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the phattest ghettoest thuggest member of the best female group of all time, TLC!! we miss you, Lisa!!
yo, have you had the chance to hear left eye's rap in 3D? man, i'm tellin' ya, TLC won't ever be the same now that she's gone.
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A lost member of the very popular r&b/hip hop group TLC. T-Boz, Left Eye, and Chilli dominated the 90's with their albums Oooh On the TLC Tip, Crazy Sexy Cool, and Fan Mail. Left Eye did the raps in the songs. She was the crazy in Crazy Sexy Cool. She was fun and unique. She was tragically killed in a car accident in Hondouras. She will be missed and never forgotton.
"T-C, L (Left Eye) not replaced" - Chilli in "Can U Hear Me" with Missy Elliot.
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a thugged out female who left us in a car crash. who wore a condom on her left eye to promted safe sex she is a queen keep it up t-boz and chilli
like your grand mother died and u didnt know what to do she was my queen and im going to miss here R.I.P
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The act of a female burning down, whether purposefully or accidentally, her boyfriend/husband's home after a petty argument a la Left Eye from 90s group TLC
I guess she went through his cell phone saw a text from another chick and straight pulled a Left Eye on his ass. Hope he had fire insurance.
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