FMC

Acronym for Fuck My Computer (if you have a POS computer) or Fuck My Connection (if you have a Dial-Up or slow DSL internet connection).

I keep getting logged out of this chat room! FMC!

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FMC

Descendents of Royalty and Bless by God, known as the Four Mighty Cac or just the Four Man Crew. People can feel their presence from miles away. Haters stay away and resent their existence. Ladies flock to their feet with legs wide open to boast their status and bask in the FMC's glory. The CIA wants to interrogate them just to be in the same room with them. Individually, they are on one's own, self-contained, self-determining, self-governing, self-reliant, self-ruling, self-sufficient, self-supporting. But together the universe waiver to their will.

All rise for the mighty FMC!!!!!

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fmc

fuck me crazy. an abbriviation

fmcS (fuck me crazy sam)

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FMC

Fuck My Couch

My car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere, FMC!

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FMC

Fuck My Course

This is bullshit. FMC.

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fmc

Acronym for 'Fucking Massive Cunt' a fat woman with enough room for an army between her legs - highly offensive and highly smelly. AKA FMG - 'Fucking massive gash' (slightly nastier)

Fucking hell mate you didn't just erode your nob in that FMC's pit of eternal shame did you? Ugh.

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FMC

Father My Children/ Father of My Children

1. used when describing someone so attractive or desirable, that they are worthy of reproducing.

2. used when describing someone so awesome, they're genes should be passed on to secure the future of humanity.

Leanne: Gabe Saporta is soo hot! And his style is to die for.
Megan: Don't forget, his voice is amazing!
Leanne: He will one day fmc so that together we can have the sexiest and most stylish kids.

smexy awesome stylin'

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