FMLIA

An out-of-place post. Submitted by someone who is so desperate to have their stories published that they'll post what should have been an FML to MLIA (or vice versa).

FMLIA:

Today, I found out that my sister has been masturbating with my electric toothbrush for the past three years and hasn't cleaned it once! MLIA

or

Today, I fed my dog. FML

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FMLIA

"Fuck, My Life Is Average" - A hybrid of FML (fuck my life) and MLIA (my life is average), two popular internet memes, expressing dissatisfaction that your life is not interesting enough to denote internet-level attention.

FMLIA all I did today was go to the gym today after work, and nothing remotely embarrassing or interesting happened.

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