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the act of using a social networking site in order to show off or impress others with material items and/or fun activities. may include status updates, comments, or most often, pictures.
alright, I posted those pictures of us at the lake. Im done facebragging for the day.
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Using your facebook status updates to brag about anything and everything you can possibly think of
"OMG I'm so sick of seeing Amanda's status updates, she is constantly facebragging!!"
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Verbally recapping a social network status update thread in order to share how clever your comment was or how impressed others were WITH your comment.
Tara: I posted "Obama? More like NObama!" and everyone was like, "OMG, Tara, you're a comic genius!"
Brad: Why you gotta always be Facebragging?
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To use Facebook as a platform to brag. Normally about a job, internship, trip, purchase or anything else that nobody really needs to know but you'd like to tell everyone because you're awesome.
Sample Facebook Status: Jane Stephens is headed to London with her new iPhone for her 2nd JOB INTERVIEW!!!!! :))))
"Hey, did you see Jane's newest Facebrag? Eesh."
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A statement of boast, self-promotion or any other kind of self-glorification posted on the social networking site Facebook.
Often thinly disguised as a 'status update', the benchmark for a Facebrag is something that the offender would not normally say to friends, at work or otherwise in public for fear of being (correctly) branded as a complete nob.
Responding "FACEBRAG" on the offender's post in capitals can perhaps discourage others from repeating this heinous crime against humility.
GEORGE WILSON: is about to board the plane to the Maldives for three weeks of diving and surfing with his hot Page 3 girlfriend! So long suckers!
UNCLE SILAS: FACEBRAG! Hope your plane crashes you miserable cretin.
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JEZ HAMILTON: just won the lottery and is about to de-friend everyone poorer than him LOL!
UNCLE SILAS: You dirty little FACEBRAG. I'm going to find you and inject you with Aids.
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To stroke one's own ego to orgiastic extreme via undaunted exhibitionism, the primary activity of a facetard
If you had a life you wouldn't see fit to facebrag anything let alone be a facetard
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when people post depressing statuses on facebook and want the world to feel sorry for them.
Emily- 'today was the worst day ever, im crying my eyes our right now'
Dude did you see Emily's status? She really needs to stop facebragging. No one cares.
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