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The act of Facebook-stalking yourself and generally all around creeping on your own Facebook profile.
Looking at pictures of your old swim meets is such faceturbation!
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When someone likes his own status/photo/comment on Facebook.
Johnny: Feeling lonely tonight, think it's a good time for a little faceturbation..
*likes* *unlikes* *likes* *unlikes* *likes* *unlikes* AHHHHH *facegasm*
*mom comes in*
Johnny: OHHH GOD MOM I CAN EXPLAIN
Mom: What are you gonna explain, that you have no friends?
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Engaging in solitary, senseless time-wasting Facebook games and activities designed to keep you on Facebook as long as possible.
Bob has got to cut back on his Faceturbation -- he's been super-poking me for two weeks straight!
I've been faceturbating with Flower Gifts for six hours now!
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The act of masturbating to pictures found on Facebook. Faceturbators search for attractive pictures of people they know, or just strangers in their network, and use them to get off.
I can't believe you faceturbate to those pictures of my sister on the beach!
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the act of masturbating to your friends' pictures on facebook.
craigbot was caught with his pants down on facebook commiting faceturbation.
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Verb: the act of liking your own status or pictures on Face Book just to gain higher 'like' numbers, or in a sad act of self approval.
Look at him, he's faceturbating again, i think thats a bit sad.
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She's not that popular, she just faceturbates so people think she is.
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The practice of getting pleasure from feeling and rubbing one's face. Originally coined for shavegeeks who loved to feel their smooth shaves, faceturbating can also be done by anyone who is impressed with the smoothness, clarity, or overall sexiness of their facial epidermis.
Dude I got the closest shave this morning, I was faceturbating all day long.
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