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A common disorder affecting Jewish women ages 16-30, who keep kosher and enjoy israeli food on a regular basis. Signs and symptoms include excessive stomach bloating and discomfort, lingering taste of common middle eastern spices, chickpeas and tahini sauce, with some patients describing a taste of "israel". The disease is self ... Read Morelimitting and only known to be fatal in one case which was secondary to a rare case of fulminant septic falafelitis with a comorbid condition of Shawarma's syndrome, a common disorder that affects the same patient demographic. The Treatment is discontinuation of all falafel and falafel related products, falafel type snack food are to be avoided at all cost. The patient should be reassured that the symptoms should reside in a few days and that she might be an idiot for eating falafel in excess amounts.
19 year old girl eats to much falafel. Has severe stomach pains and bloating. Ends up in the hospital where she is diagnosed with falafelitis
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A nice way to turn down sex with your partner.
"Hey you wanna hump?"
"Falafel"
" 😖"
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ArabiaN FoOd made of ChicK peAs and other miscellaneous veggies and spices
I had a falafel sandwich with my friends suzy and juju!
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Pure wonderful, nutritious chickpea kebab creation. Consisting of a variety of ingredients depending on where you go. The general things that go in it though are:
chick pea patties, tahini sauce and tabouli: (peppers, spices, cous-cous, and other delicious things)
Personally I buy mine at Tareks in Nova Scotia (if you are interested, they make fantastic falafels.)
Stan: Wild uncontrollable animal sex, or falafels?
Marissa: Falafels, clearly.
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According to right-wing political commentator Bill O'Reilly, "falafel" is a synonym for loofah, especially when used to describe scrubbing a woman down with loofah in a sexual manner.
Bill O'Reilly went to Bed, Bath, & Beyond to buy a falafel. Then he went to a Greek restuarant and ordered a loofah.
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(noun)
A term used to describe a homosexual male in a non-pejorative manner.
Word history:
Cal Poly student Karlo began using the word after seeing a restaurant sign in Goleta, CA advertising “hommos and falafel” in 2004. The word is in growing usage in Los Angeles, San Luis Obispo, San Francisco Bay Area, and the Bronx.
Bruce couldn't sit down for a week after his long night with a falafel he met at a bar.
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To partake in the careful art of giant falafel wrap consumption
I'm going falafeling lunch time