fedding

Fake wedding: A celebration for women who have concluded they don't want to/might not get married but don't want to miss out on their 'big day'. A response to the fact that most women only want to get married for a) the proposal (flattering) and b) the party (more undivided attention). An opportunity for ladies to spend a foolish amount of money on a dress they will wear once, a decent hairdo, a massive cake, flowers, a chauffer-driven entrance, a good time for all their loved ones and a photographer (to capture the 'blushing' hostess in as much glory as her middle-age can muster). Ideally combined with 40th birthday celebrations to encourage the co-operation of one's nearest and dearest, as opposed being branded an 'asshole'.

You're invited to attend my fedding this April. (You'd better be there as I'll be having a whale of a time, whether you are or not, and the pictures won't look as good if I'm alone.)

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fedding

The art of doing FED (Front End Development)

Mic and James are the best at fedding

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fedding

A sexual manuver involving the rare coincidental occasion of the combination of a wedding, a funeral, and the act of felching. To Fed is to feltch during a simultanous Wedding/ Funeral, and is generally considered to be in bad form.

"Wow, Joe, incredible wedding. But I'm sorry your grandfather died."

"Yeah, I just wish my bride hadn't pulled a fedding with the corpse. Poor gramps. Oh, and me for marrying her."

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Fed

Short for federal, referring to an employee or agency of the federal government. Traditionally associated with the FBI, a fed, or the feds (not to be confused with the Fed), can typically be used when referencing any formal apparatus of the federal government. Informally, fed can be used as a derogatory insult for an untrustworthy or un-loyal individual.

The feds audited the business and monitored their regulatory practices.

That boy gives me a weird feeling, he a fed.

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Fed

Slang for an agent from the FBI.

I was caught by the feds on Saturday.

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Fed

1. An FBI agent (slang).
2. A snitch (slang).

1. Dawg I’ve been running from the feds all week.
2. Denize is a huge fed. She told the teacher about my OG Kush.

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fedded

The act of being caught by feds (police).

Matthew: Is that a fed over there
Dillion: Yeah, we need to dip, been fedded
Oliver: Fuck mush

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