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Putting coins into a parking meter.
Albert was feeding the meter before he attended the volunteer soup kitchen brunch. Afterward he found a whole pot of broth poured into his gas tank. Epic homeless fail.
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the process of inserting american quarters in to anus of your partner during intercourse
Dude, I was feeding the meter so much last night I could have been in her for like six hours
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To insert coins into, or otherwise pay, a parking meter.
I'll be right back—gotta feed the meter again so I don't find an orange envelope of shame on my windshield!
When your dating a girl and she wants to have kids and get married, you get her whatever it takes to buy more time.
My girlfriend is talking about having kids, so I bought her a dog to feed the meter.
*Friend 1:* My girlfriend is turning 33 tomorrow.
*Friend 2:* Gotta feed the meter bro!
"I went out with Jennifer yesterday. I ended up feeding the meter all night long. How can you not love a chick like that."
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