FISHAN

Acronym: (Fuck I'm Shitting Here And Now) Word used to describe the moment in time where you are hit (usually inconveniently) by an overwhelming need to shit.

Truck Driver: Looks ahead and sees the "100 miles to next stop" sign on a cross-country drive. All of the sudden his eyes widen.Truck Driver slowly looks to hitchhiker in the passenger seat. Hitchhiker looks back at Truck Driver, a fearful look washes over his face. Hitchhiker has dreaded this very moment his whole life, ever since his second grade teacher refused to give him the bathroom pass during class, resulting in the most embarrassing and emotionally scarring popcorn reading session of his existence.

Hitchhiker closes his eyes. A single tear rolls down his cheek. Truck Driver's mouth opens in slow motion...
"Fishan."

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fishanity

All fish, collectively.

Killing that toadfish was a crime against all fishanity.