flangulate

verb: to raise your hips to precisely the height required to queef directly into your partner's face while they perform cunnilingus

"i tried to make it up to her by going down on her but i realised she was trying to flangulate. not cool... NOT COOL."

Flangulance

When a woman suffers from uncontrollable queefing.

I gotta move seats! Maria has chronic flangulance & its a distraction.

Flangulated

Homosexuality forced upon a person in a public place

My god timmy what happened to you?

A big black man flangulated me in an ally way