Flirp

An awkward silence in a social setting that spans longer than 3 seconds

....Wow someone should say something or this whole situation will become a flirp.

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Flirp

A piece of hair that sticks up

Grace: uh, Barthy? U gotta flirp here, and there, and here, and, oh, this is a big one,

Bartholomew: shut up and stop playing with my hair

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flirping

The act of pleasuring oneself to the words of another party's flirtatious phone call, or other form of message, without that party being aware of one's pleasure.

"Dude, I think I'm a dad."
"I didn't know that could happen from flirping. Must've been a good connection."

Flirping

To flirt and creep at the same time.

Dude, did you see that girl flirping?

flirped

The action of sucking the extra soda that bubbles up at the top of the can.

When she flirped I went 🤰🏼.

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flirp

a vaginal penis; a combination of a vagina and a penis

I didn't know what that was, a vagina or a penis. But I think it could be classified as a flirp.

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Flirpity Flirp

Velvety smooth. Plush new carpet soft. The sound that bare feet make when walking on brand new expensive plush carpeting. The sound and feel of super soft high dollar leather used on custom automobile interiors, when you gently run your hand over it.

Jo-Jo, that got to be the sickest 300 out right now....Strut grill..soft white leather seats go flirpity flirp, this guys got some coin....

Hey, baby, feel my new rug....goes flirpity flirp when my bare feed glide over it.

Now you know that's some good leather on that couch - I can just hear it going "flirpity flirp" while I'm banging Suzie on it.

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