Flurpe

A cold sore (Herpe) that is brought on by a sickness (Flu).

John: Holy crap! Look at the size of that Herpe on your lip!

Larry: Its a cold sore! I have the Flu, dick!

John: Oh, your right thats no Herpe! Its a Flurpe!

Flurp

The noise a snail makes.

Person 1: Did you hear that flurp?!
Person 2: Yeah, there must be snails nearby.
Person 1: Oh...

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flurp

To playfully blow upon another persons skin in a way to make a "farting" sound.

She smiled and then gave me a flurp.

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Flurp

Derived from the television program "Jimmy Neutron". Refers to any purple drink (usually grape soda).

Mah dude, I'll bring the pretzels if you got dat flurp.

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Flurp

It is an alternative word for swearing.....

O Flurp! I forgot my english book on my desk.

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flurp

When a woman farts into a man's mouth and he immediately burps it back into her butt hole.

Last night I really had to fart so my boyfriend asked me to flurp him.

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flurp

one who sucks farts from dead chickens

that flurp George W. is gonna send more troops to Iraq

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