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frankenfurter

A weiner, real or figurative, with frilly wrinkles resembling the stitching on a frankenpussy or japanese origami cunt. Think limp dick but a footlong limp dick so it is even limper by the transitive property.

I went to the convenience store for some hard sausage but all they had were frankenfurters that looked like they'd taste worse than a sasquatch's asshole.

45 is a frankenfurter if I ever saw one.

by ilikeeatingbrains August 18, 2017

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frankenfurter

A man who likes to dress up as a woman like the character Dr Frank N Furter in The Rocky Horror Picture Show.

My last fuckbuddy was a total frankenfurter so it like having bad lesbian sex with a butt ugly, hairy flat-chested chick... with a real penis.

by spoogesponge April 21, 2008

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Frankenfurter Fanny

A natural body-enhancing maneuver named and created by the creators of Alphaholics Non-Anonymous Art Studios (www.alphamediaworks.com), wherein the female posterior is enlarged, widened, rounded and made more pleasantly plump by an average of 3-5 times it's original size and girth, as per the exertion of pressure by said woman's male lover (or reasonable facsimile, thereof) as a result of the man placing his erect member just within the "crack" of his lover's posterior (thus, resembling a hot dog between the bread of a hot dog bun), and then pressing vigorously onto the two sides of his lover's posterior with maximum upper body strength for a minimum of 25 minutes to an Hour and a half.

I used the Frankenfurter fanny manuever attributed to Alphaholics Non-Anonymous Art Studios on urbandictionary.com, and My girl's booty didn't just grow like a mere frankfurter, but it seemed like it had a life and mind of it's own...like a Frankenfurter Fanny!!!

by alphaholism is it February 6, 2011

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Frankenfurter Fanny

A natural body-enhancing maneuver named and created by L. Llewellyn James of Alphaholics Non-Anonymous Art Studios (www.alphamediaworks.com), wherein the female posterior is enlarged, widened, rounded and made more pleasantly plump by an average of 3-5 times it's original size and girth, as per the exertion of pressure by said woman's male lover (or reasonable facsimile, thereof) as a result of the man placing his erect member just within the "crack" of his lover's posterior (thus, resembling a hot dog between the bread of a hot dog bun), and then pressing vigorously onto the two sides of his lover's posterior with maximum upper body strength for a minimum of 25 minutes to an Hour and a half.

I used the Frankenfurter fanny manuever that L. Llewellyn James at www.alphaholism.com described on urbandictionary.com, and My girl's booty didn't just grow like a mere frankfurter, but it seemed like it had a life and mind of it's own...like a Frankenfurter Fanny!!!

by alphaholism is it February 1, 2011

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The dirty frankenfurt

When your having anal sex and you get shit dick and she still gives you a blow job

Damn jace, lexi hays gave the dirty frankenfurt!

by Bbhhh February 11, 2018


Fanny Frankenfurter

A natural body-enhancing maneuver named and created by the creators of Alphaholics Non-Anonymous Art Studios (www.alphamediaworks.com), wherein the female posterior is enlarged, widened, rounded and made more pleasantly plump by an average of 3-5 times it's original size and girth, as per the exertion of pressure by said woman's male lover (or reasonable facsimile, thereof) as a result of the man placing his erect member just within the "crack" of his lover's posterior (thus, resembling a hot dog between the bread of a hot dog bun), and then pressing vigorously onto the two sides of his lover's posterior with maximum upper body strength for a minimum of 25 minutes to an Hour and a half.

I used the Fanny Frankenfurter Manuever attributed to Alphaholics Non-Anonymous Art Studios on urbandictionary.com, and My girl's booty didn't just grow like a mere frankfurter, but it seemed like it had a life and mind of it's own...like a Fanny Frankenfurter !!!

by L Llewellyn James April 5, 2020