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Freuding is the act of not giving much response to someone so as to draw out more information from them. The general idea behind it is, if you don't say much, they will continue to talk about the problem, and tell you more and more. They may become frustrated, and this will only goad them on to yell at you and tell you every reason why they are frustrated and have reason to be frustrated.
Person 1: hey, how are you?
Person 2: Meh. I just visited my mother.
Person 1: Mmm.
Person 2: I mean, it's not like I hate her or anything.
Person 1: Ah.
Person 2: She just frustrates me.
Person 1: Mmm.
Person 2: Hey, come on! You'd be frustrated too, if you had a mother who thought everything your sibling did was PERFECT!
Person 1: Ah.
Person 2: WOULD YOU STOP FREUDING ME?! I mean, after everything that's happened to me lately!
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Verb: To Freud, -ed, -ing
To render an object as either a representation of a penis or a vagina.
Originating from the Austrian psychologist: Sigmund Freud. Freud is known for being the father of modern psychology due to his then-revolutionary studies of psychoanalysis and the development of the concepts of id, ego, superego, Oedipus complex, etc.. However, he is conventionally known for his emphasis on the underlying effect of sex. In his interpretations of dreams, almost anything was either a vagina or a penis.
Psychoanalyst: So what do you remember?
Patient: Uh, a bucket.
Psychoanalyst: Ok, so that is a vagina.
Patient: Wait, did you just Freud my bucket?
Psychoanalyst: Anger, indicating sexual frustration.
Student 1: See that pencil? It's a penis. That desk, with it's little cubby? A vagina. Your ruler is a penis too. Your shoes are vaginas.
Student 2: Stop Freuding my shit.
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Nutty Professor who decided we all fancy our mothers and that nearly every dreams symbol is either a penis or other part of genetalia.
However, yet to be thrown out the window of Psychology.
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n.-A pervert. Famously said, "What, you have no sexual problems? What, you haven't had sex? Well, that explains it, then."
But Freud, my symptoms are...
NEXT!
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formerly a scraggly old coke feind who read way too much into Oedipus and thought every oblong object was a penis while obessing over mouths, anuses, and genitals of little children, and somehow legitmized his ideas into what is now known as psychoanalytical psychology.
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°1856-1939
Sigmund Freud, the person who introduced psychoanalysis.
He introduced revolutionar idea's of how the human mind works, and shaped the landscape of psychology.
Currently, Freud's idea's are considered outdated or incomplete.
He is freudian
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Freud is a famous psychologist considered by many to be the father of modern psychology. He is most remembered for his tendancy to read into what people are saying and respond with something like "You have a desire to return to the whom" or "You are a homosexual."
Also my nickname...don't know why
Freud: "The human mid is like an iceberg; it floats with only 1/7th of it's bulk above water.
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