fringer

- Used to describe the colour of one's hair when it cannot be described as genuine ginger, blonde or brown. Their hair colour could be described as being on the 'fringes' of ginger and therefore that person on the fringes of 'gingerism'.
- An equivocal/borderline ginger person.
- An easy to remember term for the hoardes of nescient morons whose retinas only pick up 4 colours - black, yellow, brown and orange.

Cretin : "Look at that ginger tosser! Oi Ginge!"
Savant : "Why he's not ginger, he's fringer. Fool!"
Cretin : "Oh. In that case I won't verbally or physically abuse him then."
Savant : "Good man. Now let's go and collect that job seekers allowance - you've got seven hungry kids to feed!"

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Fringer

A person with ginger hair sporting a fringe.

Lew grew a fringe so he could become a Fringer.

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Glass Fringer

The name of a lost species of snake. Appearing as a sort of miniature Chinese Dragon, this lost species is most notably remembered as the snake that talked to Eve in the Garden of Eden in the Bible. The origins of the name however, are not known.

Glass Fringer, shrouded with myth
Hidden in legend and time
Legs of old and scales of new
Species lost in book and rhyme

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Fringer

A ginger who has a textured fringe haircut.

“Yo dude did you see that fringer over there??”

“Nah thank god! I would’ve puked.”

fringer

n. Theatre enthusiast willing to endure numerous hard benches and enthusiastic presentations of confused mayhem in the search for one nugget of magic

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I am going to the Fringe Theatre Festival this weekend. This is the year that being a fringer pays off.

You say that every year.