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Utter shock. Commonly abbreviated as FTW. An expression used when one cannot possibly fathom what he/she has been told or is seeing.
Cassius: My friend remodelled his car engine using YouTube tutorials
Xavier: Fuck the Way!!!
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1. Absolutely Shitfaced
2.A situation in which there is no way to get out of it. You Can't Lie, bargain, cry, plead, beg, or joke your way out of being fucked six ways to sunday
1. He drank to the point of being fucked six ways to sunday.
2. I sent that angry email about the boss, to the boss by mistake. Now I'm fucked six ways to sunday.
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An expression used when an action or situation has not only fucked or will fuck you in multiple ways, but will leave you fucked for a long time afterwards.
I just got fired from my job and I'm late on the mortgage, am making payments on a car whose transmission is slipping, have maxed out credit cards I'm never gonna pay off, multiple accounts in collections and I still owe Bob a new grill when I ran it over drunk driving last weekend. I'm fucked nine ways to Sunday.
Cop: Sir, I need you to pop the trunk.
Guy: Got a search warrant?
Cop: Right here.
Guy: I'm fucked nine ways to Sunday...
John: Dude, Brock Lesnar's at the door waiting for you. Says he's real pissed about you slapping him in the back of the head then running off at the bar last night.
Bob: Oh shit, THAT'S who that was?
John: ...Dude, you're fucked nine ways to Sunday.
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as I sit here writing this definition, I am fucked six ways to Sunday, thank god for spell check.
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in the corporate world one “tactic” used to get promoted is to go all in and become an absolute slut am talking straight fucking everybody managers,employees,associates,interns etc. if you’re lucky you will gain special “favors” and win more employee of the months than usual and gain more positive feedback from your peers for going the extra mile ;)
Michael: Hey guys get this I’ve been promoted to Vice President of companyX
Scott: Michael you whore we all know you were fucking your way to the top
Expression of awe, excitement, fear, or sometimes all three at once.
Also, the textbook rejection to Luke Marshall asking a girl to the movies.
See also: Holy Freakin Muffins
No fucking way, sixty-foot waves on a nudist beach?
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When anything in life remotely goes wrong
I dropped a pen, "no fucking way.'
I misclicked an application, "no fucking way.'
My mom was shot and killed, "no fucking way."