The only viable response to something so utterly shocking that it leaves you in the ultimate state of confusion and disbelief.
*Phone rings at 0330*
Me: "Nnnnnuughhh... hello..?"
Team Chief: "Hey, just checking to make sure you're good to come into work at 0900."
Me: "Fucking what?"
A term referring to ambiguous miscellaneous things like "etc." and "what not" but particularly stupid shit and with derogatory intent.
They are probably circlejerking and fuck what
He's been off doing fuck what for the last few days.
What you might say in awe, disgust, or general surprise to someone claiming to have just done something stupid/not done something important. Usually shouted, often with emphasis on the "what".
"Sorry mate, there's rubbish all over the garden, it's because I forgot to tie up the bin bags"
"You fucking WHAT?"
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Question to ask when someone makes a stupid statement. As I am sure you will use it extensively, it is recommended to record it to play ad nauseam (to a disgusting or ridiculous degree; to the point of nausea)
"The world is ending in 2012"
So fucking what?
"The economy is cyclical"
So fucking what?
"Your wife is cheating on you"
So fucking....what???
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a term used to say forget what was said or thats a lie. What im telling you right now is real
Boy:(Says to girl) Hey i heard you was a hoe when we goin fuck?
Girl:(Says to boy) You heard i was a HOE?? Boy please u sound stupid. I dont know who told you that but Fuck what cha heard baby boy i aint no hoe.
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Extreme confusion, such as chance as something impossable happening really does happen. Also used as FTW
Casey: I was walking home today making whale noises with my V then the bottle liked.. EXPLODED!
Todd: Fuck the What?
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The opposite of "What the fuck?".
When someone replies in angry tone with What the fuck? You can reply with," Fuck the What?!! Mother Fucker!
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