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1. A cheap, stingy, mooching pothead.
2. A marijuana smoker who will gladly smoke other people's buds when available but suddenly is not in the mood to smoke (share) when he or she is the only one who has any.
3. That guy who calls you up to hang out only after you just acquired some happy greens but does not call you on the rare occasion when he has some because he is a cheap fucktooth who would not even pay for his own toilet paper.
Q: Hey, where's Ry-guy at?
A: Oh, I didn't call him. I smoked that cheap fartmunchkin every Tuesday for the last two months. He hasn't returned the favor ever. He's a typical grasshole. I just found out he bought a whole ounce of kind two weeks ago and didn't offer me any.
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noun. A person whose obsessive yardcare causes feelings of superiority, leading to aggressiveness and irritability.
The grasshole works tirelessly to achieve a perfect, green, debris free lawn area. Anyone whose yard has a lesser appearance, is inferior.
Grassholes are very territorial and become highly agitated when humans or animals trespass in the yard area.
Yards maintained by grassholes frequently contain enough chemical residue to kill a small animal on contact.
a. As the little dog cavorted across the perfectly manicured lawn, the angry woman burst red-faced out her door, screaming and cursing. "What a grasshole," thought an observer.
b. A person who runs their noisy lawnmower, weedwhacker, trimmer and/or leafblower for more than 2 consecutive hours on more than 3 consecutive weekends is a grasshole.
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when there is hair encompassing your asshole.
guy 1: eww i just stuck my penis in her asshole
guy 1: dude there was so much hair
guy 2: wow man thats not an asshole its a damn GRASSHOLE
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An old man who's overly obsessed with his lawn, so he yells at people who go near it.
Old man: Hey! Get off my lawn, or I'll beat you with my cane!
Kid: Ugh, what a grasshole.
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One who eats too much vegetable fiber, resulting in a blow it out your ass effect of green matter.
A smug individual whom is either vegetarian or vegan and makes wild claims to others about their poor diets.
"When Juanita had too much Palak Paneer at lunch, and then too much cerveza at dinner, her intestines filled with gas and she blew it out of her grasshole".
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grasshole: can be used in two separate occasions
(adjective)
1. when one doesn't want to swear but imply 'asshole'
(noun)
2. when one 'plays' dirty, with references to the gross shat under the grass
1. "Jaime is such a grasshole for dumping Liz."
2. "Eww, ur so perverted...go to the back and lick a grasshole or sumthin you CACK."
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Damn girl you got a grasshole
Watch out for her. she looks like a dime but she's actually a grasshole
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