The unique high-five that only two men can share. The guy-five entails a quick, powerful collision of palms quickly followed by either an elaborate, made-up-on-the-spot handshake, or oftentimes, a manly embrace. Guy-fives are limited only to situations in which no females are present.
Dan: I heard you got that promotion.
Steve: Yeah, and I heard you got that chick.
<Guy-Five>
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An epic slapping together of hands by brofriends. Doesn't involve any other body parts, JUST HANDS! A guy five should hurt the palm of your hand, otherwise you aren't doing it right. Your hand should tingle for hours afterwards.
A guy five is done when something epic has happened, or when the excitement of life and brofriendship gets to be too much. Often coupled with a brohug.
Guy fives should be celebrated in society and performed regularly.
Levi: "OMG I just designed a new rug!"
James: "GUY FIVE!"
*Huge slapping noise reverberates throughout the world*
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It's a high five that only men can do. Except instead of slapping hands together you slap penises together.
Guy 1: WOOO we just one the game!
Guy 2: FTW! Guy five?
Guy 1: FO SHO!
*penii slap*
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A type of high-five that men employ during celebrations of heterosexual male activities. It is used almost exclusively in relation to conversations where the topic is women, sports or some combination thereof.
Guy1: "So how was your date with Jane last night?"
Guy2: <grin>
Guy1: "No way, you didn't... you DID!"
Guy1 and Guy2: (Guy-five with attendant knowing grins)
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Five Guys (short for Five Guys Famous Burgers and Fries) is a fast food chain that originated in the Washington D.C. Area. They serve mainly burgers, fries, grilled cheeses, and hot dogs. Five Guys' burgers and fries are probably the best hamburgers you will ever taste in your life time, or at least the best burgers for so cheap. Everything is freshly made. While you wait you can munch on some free peanuts. If anybody who is allergic to peanuts gets within a hundred yard radius of a Five Guys they would probably die. If you are near a Five Guys you are truely lucky. If you aren't don't fret there are about 87 right now along the East Coast and they are hoping to have over a 1000 of these burger haven's by the end of 2007.
Person 1: "Hey where were you?"
Person 2: "Uh....Five Guys"
:Person 2 Holds up a brown paper bag with grease stains:
Person 1: "Did you bring me any back?"
Person 2: "Oh woops I forgot, sorry"
:Person 1 strangles Person 2 and enjoys their much needed fix of Five Guys:
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The fast food version of crack cocaine due to its addictive nature.
Trevor relapsed from his addiction to Five Guys Burgers and Fries and ate there for eight days straight before ending up in rehab.
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A fast food restaurant chain founded by five guys named Joe, Bob, Larry, Barry, and Stinky back in 1986.
Yo letβs go get Five Guys for dinner. Maybe weβll run into Joe, Bob, Larry, Barry, and Stinky there.