gyrosexual

someone who gets horny for green things

Person 1, you're a gyrosexual creepo

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gyrosexual

When someone has a strong sexual attraction to green things, people, animals, etc...

me: matthew why did you give shrek a blowjob

Matthew: because im a gyrosexual

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gyrosexual

the act of liking the color green in a sexual manner

Matthew: Please give me a green gyrogasm daddy.
Matthew is a gyrosexual

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Gyrosexual

A person with a strong sexual attraction to people, things, or animals of the colour green

Matthew you can't shove a green marker up your asshole! YOU STUPID GYROSEXUAL

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Gyrosexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to the colour green.

Gyrosexual Jason: *moan* oh ya. I wanna fuck this cucumber all night long. *slurp*
Fucking Billy: Holy shit guys. That girl with the green hair is so hot. (the green haired girl looks like this: bitly2kcAAO2)

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Gyrosexual

A gyrosexual is a person who is sexually aroused by the colour green and

MATTHEW!! Stop trying to have hardcore anal with cacti they aren't interested... (sigh) you dumb gyrosexual.

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Gyrosexual

People (mostly named Matthew) who are easily sexually aroused by anything of the colour green

MATTHEW!!! It's not okay to shove whole avocados up your dick hole... you stupid gyrosexual

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