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The act of lying to yourself, when hungry, with the aim of persuading yourself that you are not hungry, often whilst holding out for a meal.
A - "Dude, I'm so hungry!"
B - "Can you Gandhi 'till lunchtime?"
A - "Yeah, I think so, I'm usually pretty good at Gandhiing"
1)Brilliant leader of non-violent Indian insurgency against British colonial rule during the first half of 20th century in. Philosophy of civil disobedience not only won independence for India, Pakistan, and Bangladesh, but influenced Civil Rights movement in US through slain leader Martin Luther King Jr.
2)To shit one's pants or man-diaper with no visible sign of discomfort.
1)Gandhi inspired many millions of people to risk their lives to rid themselves of the shackles of the British Empire. He would often sit at his loom in a diaper. This was awe inspiring.
2)Uncle Joe would watch the Sunday games in his old Barcalounger with the food tray in front of him. Nary a facial muscle would twitch when he gandhied during the half-time show. The stench was unbelievable.
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To be used as replacement for good or gucci.
To say something "sounds gandhi.", means that it is really good or it's for the actual good, like Superman.
Lois Lane: Superman you must save that woman getting attacked and let's have sex after too!
Superman: Sounds gandhi.
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A bald little Indian dude who just so happened to be one of the most evolved souls the world has ever known.
He was famous for his practice of non-violence by which he won India's independence from the British Empire without a shot. (You tell me of any other revolution that has been so successful.) Non-violence ("ahimsa") is basically the doctrine of not being a dickweed. This applies not only to humans but to animals and plants--literally "all living things". Gandhi was a fruitarian, although later in life he ashamedly reverted to drinking goats' milk due to an attack of dysentery. (Go figure, they hadn't yet invented soymilk 100 years ago.)
Was killed because his progressive ideas didn't sit well with a certain moronic faction. And I must correct the poster who said he was killed by a Muslim. He was killed by a Hindu. Yes, even though Gandhi himself was a Hindu, he was killed by his own kin because they feared Gandhi's posture of universal tolerance toward Muslims. Just goes to show you that moronism supercedes religious affiliation. Morons are universal.
Other notable acheivement:
Popularized those cool "John Lennon glasses" long before John Lennon was even born.
Contemporary uses of the term "Gandhi":
Any time you can quote Gandhi, you win. Hands down.
MOM: What were you doing out all night? Getting high, I suppose? You & your hoodlum friends are nothing but trouble!
KID: Well, you know what Gandhi said, "The greatness of any nation can be judged by how well it treats its animals."
MOM: wtf?
KID: You wouldn't understand.
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Verb: To go all gandhi on someone is to be very uncooprative when asked to do something
damn fool why you be going all gandhi on me
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1: Famous Indian guy
2: To shit your pants and not care
3: That asshole who ruins every game of Civilization with nukes
1: Gandhi died a long time ago
2: When your grandpa starts to Gandhi himself, you should pull the plug
3: It's turn five how the fuck did Gandhi get nukes already?!
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